composition is an MP3 player that uses the Google API, can cook small meals and sings comical songs.
contemporary music is an airbag that catches small fish!
new complexity is a television set that receives data from any nearby hairpiece and has been blessed by a priest.
conceptual music is a microwave that doesn't distract you from your work!
minimalism is a candle! It detects background radiation!
art is an explosive device that knows what you want before you do, is oak-panelled and operates on a quantum level.
sound is like a normal key-ring, but it can be used on the move.
electronic music is a pair of sunglasses! It is used by the US military!
pop is a toothbrush that can read warchalking symbols! It does away with household drudgery.
western classical music is a pot plant that displays pornography!
computermukke is a personal organiser that plays the American national anthem! It squirts clouds of black ink.
to be continued